{"product_id":"eldorado-xrah828","title":"Creature Cocks Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder","description":"Lord Neptune rises from the deepest trenches with a body forged from tidal pressure and centuries of dominion over the sea. The lucky few who survived his storms whispered of a sea god whose touch left them ruined for every pleasure that came after. Now the king of the deep takes shape as a strap-mount grinder, his tentacles wrapped tight around whatever surface you ride. The Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder from Creature Cocks brings deep-sea texture and powerful vibration to a strap-mount base ready to ride any surface in the room. Premium phthalate-free silicone gives the shaft its blue-hued sea-god finish, sculpted top to base with ridges and bumps no smooth dildo can match. A removable vibrating bullet drops into the base of the shaft and hums through Lord Neptune's body across 3 speeds and 7 patterns. Open at a soft hum and warm tease, then drive into harder rumble and heavier pulses whenever the grind needs to land deeper. The tentacle-textured base wraps an adjustable strap around your pillow, your thigh, or any piece of furniture, anchoring Lord Neptune for an intimate solo grind or a partner ride. Premium waterproof silicone for easy clean-up before and after every session, ready for the next time he surfaces.","brand":"Creature Cocks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43274910007505,"sku":"XRAH828","price":76.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/0018\/7601\/files\/XRAH828.jpg?v=1787997199","url":"https:\/\/checkout.noxbliss.com\/products\/eldorado-xrah828","provider":"NoxBliss","version":"1.0","type":"link"}